2 New Agents Added!

Dear Writers, There have been a few changes to our list of attending agents. Michael Larsen and Elizabeth Pomada of Larsen-Pomada Literary Agents are no longer able to attend this year's conference. 

However, we have two new agents who will be participating in Advance Submission, as well as on the Agent/Editor Panels: Kristyn Keene of ICM Partners and Margaret Bail from Inklings Literary Agency. Their full bios are on the website.

If you have not already registered for Advance Submission, this is a great opportunity to get one-on-one feedback from a publishing insider. The deadline for Advance Submission manuscripts to be received is May 2. Visit www.sbwriters.com  for more information and registration.

Finally, we're excited to profile the panelists on this year's First Book PanelWe have THREE SBWC alumni on the panel this year! Read their full bios below.

Don't forget to register!

Write On! SBWC Team   “Every secret of a writer’s soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works.”?—Virginia Woolf   If you haven't booked a hotel room yet, there are still available rooms at the Hyatt. Call 888-421-1442, or visit the reservation link to book your room. The last day for the SBWC group rate is May 6.

For alternative places to stay, visit: http://www.sbwriters.com/resources.html.

Be sure to “like” our official Facebook page, which is the best place for conference updates. You can also join our new Facebook group for fun postings from SBWC workshop leaders and students.

 

First Book Panelists:

 Ara Grigorian is a technology executive in the entertainment industry. He earned his Masters in Business Administration from University of Southern California where he specialized in marketing and entrepreneurship. Ara writes about choices, relationships, and second chances. Always a sucker for a hopeful ending, he writes contemporary romance stories targeted to adult and new adult readers. His debut novel, Game of Love, will be published in May by Curiosity Quills Press.

Trey Dowell brought the first twenty pages of a sci-fi/thriller novel called Aphrodite Way to the SBWC in 2011. A year later, he brought the completed manuscript to SBWC and won a prize in the fiction category. The following year, Simon & Schuster bought that manuscript to be part of a new imprint: Simon451—a speculative fiction imprint named in honor of Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451. Dowell’s debut novel, retitled The Protectors, was one of four titles that officially launched the Simon451 line in October of 2014. 

Liz Maccie has had two movies produced, The Thirst and Black and Blue. She went on to work at The Disney Channel until she found a home as a writer at the ABC Family show Make it or Break itLessons is Maccie's debut novel. She currently splits time between the east and west coasts with her husband, Stephen Chbosky, author of Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Sameer Pandya was born in India and came to California when he was eight. His fiction has appeared, among other places, in NarrativeOther Voices, and Faultline. His first collection, The Blind Writer: Stories and a Novella, follows the lives of first-and second-generation Indian Americans living in contemporary California. The characters share a similar sensibility: a sense that immigration is a distant memory, yet an experience that continues to shape the decisions they make in subtle and surprising ways as they go about the complicated business of everyday living. Pandya currently teaches literature and creative writing in the Department of Asian American Studies at UC Santa Barbara.

News, Announcements & Happenings from SBWC Workshop Leaders, Students & Speakers

 T.C. Boyle will be signing copies of his newest novel The Harder They Come at Chaucer’s Books on April 27 at 7pm.

Denise Duhamel and poet/activist Paul Fericano will read their poetry to wrap up the 6thseason of the Mission Poetry Series on Saturday, April 18 at 1pm at Antioch University. Chaucer’s Books will offer works by each poet. Long-time SBWC attendee/volunteer and author Melinda Palacio is curating the series. 

Selections of Svetlana Meritt’s new travelogue, Meet Me in the Underworld: How 77 Sacred Sites, 770 Cappuccinos, and 26,000 Miles Led Me to My Soul was featured in Moon Magazine. Meritt will be reading her travel stories at Chaucer’s Books on April 9 at 7pm. 

Joseph Suste’s first book, Sharp Obsidian, was recently published by Joshua Tree Publishing/Centaur Books, Chicago.

***If you would like your news to be included in the next SBWC e-Newsletter, please send in an email to info@sbwriters.com with the subject line NEWSLETTER.***

SBWC March Newsletter: 2015 Participating Agents & Editors

Dear Writers, Our 2015 Advance Submission Program is now OPEN!

SBWC’s Advance Submission program is a great opportunity for conference attendees to meet agents and editors, and receive individual feedback on their writing.   This year’s participating agents and two New York editors include (see their bios below):   Laura Chasen — St. Martin's Press Erin L. Cox — Rob Weisbach Creative Management Paul Fedorko — N.S. Bienstock, Inc. Lucas Hunt — Orchard Literary Michael Larsen — Larsen Pomada Literary Agents Toni Lopopolo — Toni Lopopolo Literary Management Eric Meyers — HarperCollins Elizabeth Pomada — Larsen Pomada Literary Agents Adriann Ranta—Wolf Literary Services Angela Rinaldi — The Angela Rinaldi Literary Agency

How it works:

1) Register and choose your readers either online by credit card, or by mail.

2) Mail the first 5 pages of your manuscript. Be sure to allow for transit time, as the deadline for pages to be received is May 2.

3) Once at the conference, we will give you the details of the meeting. This is a one-on-one for 10 minutes, a chance for you to get personal feedback from an agent or editor.

Only registered attendees may participate in Advance Submission. As in the past, we expect many of these agents to fill their spots quickly, so sign-up early to ensure you get your first choice reader.  

For more information about Advance Submission, visit our website.

There are only a few weeks left until the early registration price goes up to $650. Register now until March 15 for only $575.   Write On! SBWC Team   “For some reason or another I had a kind of religious feeling about the idea of books and literature. I still do.” —Tom McGuane, author of Driving on the Rim and speaker at SBWC 2013

2015 Important Dates:

  • January 1­­- March 15: Register for the early rate of $575
  • March 1: Advance Submission opens (sign up to meet with an agent or editor)
  • March 15: Last day for early registration price of $575
  • March 16: Regular registration begins — $650
  • May 2: Last day to submit manuscripts for Advance Submission
  • May 6: Last day to take advantage of our group rate at the Hyatt Santa Barbara
  • June 7 - 12: SBWC at the Hyatt Santa Barbara!

  Be sure to “like” our official Facebook page, which is the best place for conference updates. You can also join our new Facebook group for fun postings from SBWC workshop leaders and students.

 

2015 Agents and Editors:

Laura Chasen - St. Martin's Press   Laura Chasen has worked as an editor at St. Martin’s Press since 2010, and is constantly on the hunt for stories that leave readers with a desire to share and converse. At St. Martin’s Laura has had the pleasure of working on a wide range of fiction and narrative nonfiction. She looks for literary and reading group novels, realistic young adult, upmarket commercial women’s fiction (the kind with real heart and nuanced characters), historical fiction, narrative nonfiction, current affairs, and memoir. She’s particularly drawn to international and immigrant stories, issue-driven novels, coming-of-age stories, good family dramas, school environments, and anything set in the dance world.    **You do not need to have an agent to meet with Laura.**   Erin L. Cox - Rob Weisbach Creative Management   Erin L. Cox develops and represents writers for Rob Weisbach Creative Management, focusing on literary fiction and narrative nonfiction in the areas of memoir, history, pop culture, fashion, and psychology. Erin began her career in book publishing in 1999 in the publicity department at Scribner, where she worked with New York Times bestselling authors Frank McCourt, Linda Fairstein, Kathy Reichs, and Al Roker, and critically-acclaimed writers Colm Toibin, Meg Wolitzer, Maile Meloy, and Adrian Nicole LeBlanc. In 2005, Erin was named associate director of publicity at HarperCollins, where she worked on bestsellers by Lisa Scottoline, Janet Evanovich, and Tony Hillerman, among others.   Paul Fedorko - N.S. Bienstock, Inc.   Prior to joining Bienstock, Paul Fedorko had been a literary agent at Trident Media Group for more than five years, ran The Paul Fedorko Agency, and spent more than 20 years as a publishing and marketing executive at Bantam Doubleday Dell, Simon & Schuster, and William Morrow working with many brand names as well as first-time authors. In general, Paul is looking for fiction ranging from World War II thrillers and British-type mysteries to contemporary mysteries featuring a female PI, plus any fiction set in New York in the ‘40s or ‘50s. He would also like to see YA and adult contemporary fiction, and is always looking for little-known true stories, except true crime.   Lucas Hunt - Orchard Literary   Before Lucas Hunt became agency director at Orchard Literary, he was a rights manager and agent at the Philip Spitzer Literary Agency. He cultivated the careers of best-selling authors Michael Connelly, James Lee Burke, Andre Dubus III, and Simon Van Booy. Hunt actively sought and closed major deals in print, audio, digital and foreign markets. He is interested in literary and international fiction, travel memoir, music and spirituality, along with creative and authoritative works of nonfiction.   Michael Larsen - Larsen Pomada Literary Agents   Michael Larsen, born and educated in New York City, worked in promotion for Bantam, William Morrow, and Pyramid (later assimilated into Berkley). He and his wife, Elizabeth Pomada, started Larsen–Pomada Literary Agents in San Francisco in 1972. They are members of AAR and have sold books to more than 100 publishers. Michael is eager to find nonfiction books that will excite big and midsize houses: how-to’s, self-help, business, personal finance, popular culture, biography, current affairs, history, health, medicine, spirituality, inspirational books, trends, technology, the future, and other books with practical, social, or literary value.   Toni Lopopolo - Toni Lopopolo Literary Management   Literary agent Toni Lopopolo has a book-publishing resume that began in 1970 in the publicity department of Bantam Books where she publicized authors Philip Roth, Barbara Cartland, and Louis L'Amour. When Macmillan offered Toni the title of executive editor, she published Judy Mazel's Beverly Hills Diet, and Elvis 56 by Al Wertheimer among many other hits. Next, Toni became executive editor for St. Martin's Press from 1981 to 1990. In 1991, Toni opened Toni Lopopolo Literary Management. Toni scouts novels in Latina fiction, noir thrillers, young adult, and new adult, as well as speculative and steam-punk fiction. In the nonfiction category, she looks for personal journey, health, and business. Toni will bring with her to the conference her assistant agent, Theo Tiffney, who specializes in speculative literature and YA.   Eric Meyers - HarperCollins   Eric Meyers is an associate editor at HarperCollins. He acquires a wide range of fiction and nonfiction, especially in the political and business markets. Eric began his career under the guidance of Adrian Zackheim at Penguin. He is a graduate of Syracuse University, where he studied journalism.   **You do not need to have an agent to meet with Eric.**   Elizabeth Pomada - Larsen Pomada Literary Agents   Elizabeth Pomada worked at David McKay, Holt Rinehart & Winston, and the Dial Press in New York City before moving to San Francisco in 1970 with her partner and husband, Michael Larsen. Together, they started Larsen–Pomada Literary Agents in 1972. Since then, they have sold books from hundreds of authors to more than 100 publishers. She represents narrative nonfiction (memoir), adult commercial and literary fiction, women’s fiction, romance, thrillers, and mysteries. She loves to find promising new writers who are writing books that will interest New York publishers.   Adriann Ranta - Wolf Literary Services   Adriann Ranta is senior agent and vice president at Wolf Literary Services. After making the move to New York, Adriann spent two years at Anderson Literary Management before moving to Wolf Literary in 2009. She represents New York Times bestselling and award-winning authors, journalists, illustrators and graphic novelists, as well as actors, stuntwomen, makeup artists, and many other pioneering creative thinkers and leaders in their fields. She is actively acquiring all genres for all age groups with a penchant for edgy, dark, quirky voices, unique settings, and everyman stories told with a new spin. She loves gritty, realistic, true-to-life stories with conflicts based in the real world; women’s fiction and nonfiction; accessible, pop nonfiction in science, history, and craft; and smart, fresh, genre-bending works for children.   Angela Rinaldi - The Angela Rinaldi Literary Agency   Prior to starting her agency, Angela Rinaldi was executive editor at NAL and Bantam Books, senior editor at Pocket Books (Simon & Schuster), and started the book-publishing program for the Los Angeles Times. Angela represents the eight million-copy bestseller, Who Moved My Cheese? by Dr. Spencer Johnson (Putnam). Other titles on her list include Quirky, Yes -- Hopeless, No by Dr. Cynthia Norall (St. Martin’s), Blood Orange and The Good Sister by Drusilla Campbell (Grand Central Publishing), Calling in the One by Katherine Woodward Thomas (Ballantine), and The Thyroid Solution by Dr. Ridha Arem (Ballantine). She is interested in commercial and literary fiction, upmarket contemporary women’s fiction, suspense, narrative nonfiction, food narratives, lifestyle, memoir, current affairs, psychology, health books that address specific issues, and business and career.  

News, Announcements & Happenings from SBWC Workshop Leaders, Students & Speakers:

Joye Emmens’ debut novel, She's Gone, received a five-star editorial review from Readers' Favorite. The book, released in January 2015, is available from Amazon.com and other online book sellers.   Michelle Robin La tells the true story of her husband growing up in the midst of the Vietnam War and his struggle to escape Communism in Catching Shrimp with Bare Hands: A Boy from the Mekong Delta, available in paperback and eBook at Amazon.com.   Suzanne Munshower’s thriller, Younger, was an Amazon Editor’s Pick for March. Check out her novel even before it’s released on Amazon. Suzanne will also be appearing on this year’s Mystery Panel.   Sameer Pandya’s first book, The Blind Writer: Stories and a Novella, follows the lives of first- and second-generation Indian Americans living in contemporary California. The book is available in hardcover and paperback through the University of Hawai’i Press. Sameer will also be appearing on this year’s First Book Panel.   Dale Griffiths Stamos’s short film Lost Music will be featured as part of the Los Angeles Women’s International Film Festival on March 22.   Matt Pallamarys book The Infinity Zone, which he co-wrote with Paul Mayberry was recently translated into Italian. Bravo!   Tracy Shawn wrote a piece for Noozhawk.com about inviting an author to your book club. 

***If you would like your news to be included in the next SBWC e-Newsletter, please send in an email to info@sbwriters.com with the subject line NEWSLETTER.***

2015 SBWC Registration is LIVE!

Dear Writers, Registration for the 2015 Santa Barbara Writers Conference is open!

The 43rd Annual SBWC will take place June 7 -12, 2015. Why the same dates as last year? This year’s conference will follow the same six-day format as before, but begin on a Sunday and end on a Friday. Be sure to note your calendars.

Like going back to our favorite summer camp, we’ll return to the Hyatt Santa Barbara armed with our manuscripts, laptops, and fresh ideas. For newbies, get ready to rub elbows with talented writers and workshop leaders, hear famous authors talk about their process, and feel the energy of the writing muse. And don’t forget to bring your super-sized travel mug to sip coffee into the wee hours during the pirate workshops.  

This year’s evening speakers will include Mona Simpson (Casebook), Anthony Breznican (Brutal Youth), Meg Gardiner (The Dirty Secrets Club), and Tawni O’Dell (Back Roads).   The early rate is available until March 15, and registration is limited to the first 200 students.

For those of you hoping to schedule a private meeting with an editor or agent this year, Advance Submission will open for registration March 1. You must be a registered student to take part in Advance Submission. More about the program can be found here.   We hope you’ll join us for our fabulous 43rd year!   Write On! SBWC Team   “All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.” — Ernest Hemingway

2015 Important Dates:

  • January 1­­- March 15: Register for the early rate of $575
  • March 1: Advance Submission opens (sign up to meet with an agent or editor)
  • March 15: Last day for early registration price of $575
  • March 16: Regular registration begins — $650
  • May 3: Last day to submit manuscripts for Advance Submission
  • May 6: Last day to take advantage of our group rate at the Hyatt Santa Barbara
  • June 7 - 12: SBWC at the Hyatt Santa Barbara!

Be sure to “like” our official Facebook page, which is the best place for conference updates. You can also join our new Facebook group for fun postings from SBWC workshop leaders and students.

News, Anouncements & Happenings from SBWC Workshop Leaders, Students & Speakers

T.C. Boyle’s 25th novel, The Harder They Come, will be released March 31. The Washington Post called it one of the ten most anticipated novels of 2015.

Lisa Lenard-Cook’s first novel, Dissonance, was reissued last September by the Santa Fe Writers Project. It was selected as book of the year by several national public libraries in 2003 when it was first published.

Walter Halsey Davis’s play Panhandle, a musical drama about the Dust Bowl, recently ran at the Live Oak Theatre in Berkeley.

Matthew Pallamary delves into the magical world of shamanism once again in his new novel Eye of the Predator. The book was released in paperback in august and can be found on Amazon.com or at local bookstores.

Diana Raab will teach “Writing Lust” on Saturday, February 21, 4-5:30 PM at The Sacred Space in Summerland.

Tracy Shawn wrote a short opinion piece for Noozhawk.com about aging gracefully.

Jane Smiley’s recent novel, Some Luck, was longlisted for the National Book Award.

Dale Griffiths Stamos’s newest short film, Lost Music, which she wrote and associate produced, was selected for the Sedona International Film Festival.

***If you would like your news to be included in the next SBWC e-Newsletter, please send in an email to info@sbwriters.com with the subject line NEWSLETTER.***

2014 SBWC Award Banquet Congratulations!

Every year, we hear wonderful pieces throughout the five days of workshops and late nights of pirate. We were honored to recognize a few writers at the closing night award banquet for the work that they shared at this year's SBWC.

Fiction

First Place: Cat Robson 

Honorable Mention: Hector Javkin 

 

Nonfiction

First Place: Mari Larangeira 

Honorable Mention: Erin Dougherty

Honorable Mention: Tom Huth 

 

Poetry

First Place: Kaya Fried

Honorable Mention: Robin Burrows

Honorable Mention: Mike VanBlaricum

 

Finally, in the tradition of Barnaby Conrad, congratulations to the winners of Worst First Sentence, which is always a hilarious highlight of our closing night awards banquet!

Worst First Sentence

First Place: Margaux Hession

Honorable Mention: Mike Takeuchi

 

Marla Miller's Marketing the Muse: Daily Workshop Schedule

SUNDAY Workshop: Memoir-centric read-and-critique workshop w/memoir presentation by Linda Joy Myers. Q/A

  • Linda Joy Myers, President/Nat’l Assoc of Memoir Writers & author Don’t Call Me Mother

MONDAY Workshop: Ebook publishing: Nuts & bolts that won’t break the bank w/Jason Matthews. Q/A

  • Jason Matthews is the author of bestselling How to Make, Market & Sell eBooks. He delivers webinars at conferences, and recently launched video series, a companion to How to Make, Market and Sell Ebooks – All for Free

TUESDAY Workshop: HOOK ME! Read opening 2 pages to see how many in workshop are hooked enough to turn to page 3. Very useful feedback.

  • Read & Critique: Read opening 2 pages only! All genres! Fiction & nonfiction

WEDNESDAY Workshop: Read & Critique, Sonia Marsh: Author/Marketer, whose know-how includes how to get books into Costco. Q/A

  • Freeways to Flip-Flops, Marsh’s debut memoir spawned small press, My Gutsy Story® Anthology series & Gutsy BookCoaching.

THURSDAY Workshop: Carla King: Indie publishing options from veteran indie publishing pro & author/travel writer. King began self publishing in the 1990s. Q/A

  • Carla King is a travel writer & noted indie author/coach. King’s self publishing ‘bootcamp’ series is offered at conferences, webinars, and seminars.

2014 Graduation-Themed Essay Winner

Graduate

By Courtney Lund

 

I didn’t think I’d graduate. Of course, I hoped I would, like every other eager teen that ships off to college. But things happen. Really big things that can, you know, change your life, forever.

When I was nineteen, a sophomore at UC Santa Barbara, I was given some news. Not just any news, but big news. My parents called me on a normal Thursday afternoon and told me that my only brother, Gavin, at four months old, was dying. He had been diagnosed with a rare terminal illness, called Aicardi-Goutierres Syndrome (AGS), with forty known cases in the world. It took two and a half months to even get a diagnosis.

“We’re putting him in Hospice care,” Mom said. “The doctors have given him a year to live.”

I remembered the conversation like I remembered a lot of unfortunate events that have happened, like being stung by a bee, getting my period for the first time and so on. But this was different. This was a punch in the face; worse, it was like being kicked off the planet.

A week later I found myself back where I started: home. I was now a college dropout with a terminally ill brother, and a family that was falling apart because of it. Ambiguous chaos was what the whole scene looked like. There I had been two weeks earlier, trying to figure out ordinary existential questions like, what was my place in the world? What career path should I take? But this – this threw me. Now, I found myself cradling a sick baby, picking up empty bottles of morphine from the counter, opening sympathy cards, and finding Tupperware full of food in the fridge that people had dropped off. I performed a sprint to answer the question that tormented me: how was I going to love a dying baby? How could anyone truly? Love, the most deepest, sacred act, that we do out of faith, was going to be stripped from me in under a year.

Gavin’s disease was scary in those early days. It would show up for weeks at a time, causing high fevers, jitters and an upset stomach. AGS triggered brain calcifications, causing permanent brain damage, in which Gavin would shriek uncontrollably, turn a pasty gray, and ogle his eyes in distant directions. Mom called these episodes, visits from the Monster.

As time went on, I eventually returned to college and even graduated. Gavin was taken off Hospice on his first birthday. And next month, he will be seven years old. Although he is physically handicapped, meaning, he cannot eat on his own, walk, talk, crawl or ask when he has to pee. He is a pleasure. He is inspiring.

Though it was not initially easy, I have learned to love him in the deepest way, much deeper than I have ever loved myself. He has inspired my boyfriend to go back to school to become a Physical Therapist. He has brought our family, my two other sisters, my mom and dad, and me closer together. And above all, he has moved me to the core, to live unapologetically and passionately. In two weeks I will be finishing up my three-year stint at an MFA program, where I have written my first book, Monster Love, which is a moving account of my journey with Gavin. In two weeks I will be walking across the stage with a new confidence, one much different than I had four years ago. A belief that one story can change the world, because, ultimately, that’s all that ever has.

Win a Scholarship: Graduation-Themed Essay Contest!

Dear Writers, Enter to win a tuition scholarship to the 42nd Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference! Entries will be judged on originality, use of language, and story. The word count is limited to six hundred, and all genres are welcome.

  • Theme: "Graduation"
  • Word Count: Up to 600
  • All genres welcome
  • This must be your original work, published or unpublished
  • No entry fee
  • Email all entries to:  SBWC.Graduation@gmail.com
  • Please paste your entry into the body of the email and include contact information: name, phone number, email address, & mailing address
  • Winner receives a tuition scholarship to the 42nd Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference, June 7 to 12, 2014**
  • Contest Begins: Today!
  • Deadline: Friday, May 23rd, Midnight (PST)
  • Winner Announced: Sunday, May 25th

Write On!

Nicole Starczak SBWC, Director

“I didn't go to college. Thank God for that. You can't learn writing in college. You learn writing by writing every day and by having good friends surrounding you, who love you and who love writing as much as you do.” – Ray Bradbury, author of Fahrenheit 451, speaking at SBWC 2008

**In the event that the winner cannot attend the 2014 SBWC, June 7 to 12, the scholarship will go to the runner up.

SBWC Best Opening Contest Thanks & Congratulations

Dear Writers, Thank you to those of you who entered our Annual Best Opening Contest. After reviewing over 200 entries, we’d like to congratulate our winner and three runner-ups.

First Place: Baxter Clare Trautman Lieutenant L.A. Franco glanced at her Timex. Eight fifteen and already ninety in the shade. She watched her rookie detective prowl the scene. The kid’s first homicide, and wouldn’t it have to be a dead man sitting naked in an ’88 Caddy with a headless chicken in his lap.

Runner-ups (in alphabetical order): Barbara Bagwell, Nancy Klann & Malu Paradise

From Barbara Bagwell: My Name is Sheila. I’m fifteen and have yet to kiss a boy. Not that it bothers me. They’re all kind of gross. The girls at school wear makeup to impress them, but Mom said I looked like a streetwalker and won’t let me. I stole her mascara to look awake.

From Nancy Klann: I looked at the lime green walls of the Wash-O-Rama and wondered who on God’s earth would have picked such a color. That’s when an orange flyer taped to the far wall caught my eye. The bold, black letters screamed: URGENT, PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY MISSING LEG.

From Malu Paradise: Willie isn’t a bad person. He’s just a bad boy. The summer before he was suspended for selling pot and cigarettes in the girls' bathroom, Willie shot a bottle rocket at Nancy Lavello’s prom dress. It was funny at the time, but nobody knew the consequences it would have.

We’d also like to name several honorable mentions, listed in alphabetical order:

•Tim Kelly •Sandra McGee •Stacy Ryan •Ruth Wire •Laurie Young

First place will receive a tuition scholarship to the 2014 SBWC, June 7-12th. The three runner-ups will receive partial scholarships to this year’s conference.

Opening night is nearly six weeks away, and we are approaching the end of sign-ups for Advance Submission. If you haven't already registered, now is the time! www.sbwriters.com

Write On!

Nicole Starczak SBWC, Director

“Eavesdrop and write it down from memory—gives you a stronger sense of how people talk and what their concerns are. I love to eavesdrop!” – Jane Smiley, winner of the Pulitzer Prize for her novel A Thousand Acres and 2014 SBWC opening night speaker

Enter to Win a Scholarship to the 2014 SBWC: Annual Best Opening Contest!

Dear Writers, Enter to win a tuition scholarship to the 42nd Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference! Send us your BEST OPENING, up to 50 words — a beginning most likely to compel a reader to turn the page. 

  • Email all entries to: sbwcBestOpening@gmail.com
  • Please include contact information: name, phone number, email address, & mailing address
  • Paste your entry and contact information into the body of the email
  • Word Count: Up to 50
  • All genres welcome
  • This must be your original work, published or unpublished
  • Winner receives a tuition scholarship to the 42nd Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference, June 7 to 12, 2014**
  • No entry fee
  • Open: Today!
  • Deadline: Thursday, April 17, Midnight (PST)
  • Winner Announced: Tuesday, April 22

Please share this opportunity with writers you know.

Write On! Nicole Starczak SBWC, Director

“I think your opening is enormously important. You’ve got to write a first line that will haunt you. It’s got to be magic.” – Dorothy Allison, author of Bastard Out of Carolina, and keynote speaker at SBWC 2012

**In the event that the winner cannot attend the 2014 SBWC, June 7 to 12, the scholarship will go to the runner up.

Marla Miller's 2013 Daily Workshop Schedule with Special Guests

SANTA BARBARA WRITERS CONFERENCE, 6/8/2013—6/13/2013

Marla Miller’s MarketingtheMuse Workshop Schedule: 1PM—3:30PM

Workshop Overview:

Most sessions begin with Read & Critique, 1-2 pm– Openings only, Fiction/nonfiction, Query Letters &/or Book Proposal Overviews.

2-3:30 pm– Special Guests, All Guest Speakers  are creatively BUILDING PLATFORMS!

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6/9/13-SUNDAY

1-2pm: Read & Critique: OPENINGS only! Fiction/nonfiction, Query Letters &/or Book Proposal Overviews

2-3:30pm: Publishing Options & Essential Ingredients of Platform Building.  Indie Author & Google Indie Author TV host Jason Matthews joins Marla Miller 

 6//10/13-MONDAY

1-2pm: Read & Critique: OPENINGS only! Fiction/nonfiction, Query Letters, Book Proposal Overviews

2-3:30pm: Marketing Your Muse: Muse Harbor Publishing’s marketing Director/Indie marketer, Margaux Hession & Indie author, Nancy Klann join Marla for lecture/discussion. Margaux will include a power point presentation of marketing strategies & Nancy will discuss how to get Indie books reviewed.

 6/11/13-TUESDAY

1-2pm: Read & Critique-OPENINGS only! Fiction/nonfiction, Query Letters, Book Proposal Overviews

2-3:30pm:  Published Authors with Sturdy Platforms: How they built them and how you can, too. Madeline SharplesEleanor Vincent and **Linda Joy Myers.

**Memoirists should NOT miss this workshop.

6/12/13-WEDNESDAY

1-2pm: Pitch Witch Workshop, Jennifer Silva Redmond & Marla Miller-Perfect your elevator pitch!  To watch us ‘in action’ click here for 4 minute Pitch Witch video

2:10-3:30pm:  The Editor/Author Relationship: How to find one and what to expect. Editor/Indie screen writer, Jennifer Silva Redmond & Indie author Gayle Carline discuss their working relationship.

6/13/13- THURSDAY

1-3:30: The Essentials of Manuscript Editing: What every writer must know. Amazon & traditional publishing editor Tiffany Yates Martin delivers ‘in-workshop’ critiques of opening 2 pages. Watch her ‘eagle editor eye’ zoom in on your opening pages! Writers, BRING your opening pages for on-the-spot critique! Our goal is to accommodate ALL. Sign ups begin at 12:55

6/13/13-Thursday

4- 5 pm: Platform Building Panel: For all SBWC conference attendees.

Platform Building Panel guests: Marla Miller moderates Blog/social media experts Ninety Degrees Media/Lisa Angle,  eBookSuccessforFree/Jason Matthews  and BooksAreMyBoyFriends/Kit Steinkellner

Q/A panel/discussion so bring your questions!

2013 Best Opening Thanks & Congratulations

Dear Writers, Thanks to those who participated in our 2013 Best Opening writing contest. After reviewing over 200 entries, some clever, others funny, many thrilling, and a few lyrical, we’ve selected the winner of this year’s competition and recipient of a 2013 SBWC tuition scholarship.

First Place: Diane Winant When Mom drove around with Grandma Schmidt on Tuesdays and Grandma Toots on Thursdays, I heard from the back seat of our Pontiac sedan that Aunt Alice didn’t wear underpants, Uncle Herman never paid income tax, and Cousin Cathy’s “appendicitis” was really a baby girl.

We’d also like to name several honorable mentions, listed in alphabetical order:

  • Lorie Brallier
  • Ann Doyle
  • Christina Gessler
  • Peggy Kassees
  • Stuart McElderry
  • T. Patrick Mulroe
  • Shelly Parker
  • Chris Westphal

Again, thank you for sharing your words!

Write On!

Nicole Starczak SBWC, Director

“Your best move is to start everything you write fast. That means, something highly unusual that’s distinctive to you and your voice should happen on the first page, so that people are compelled to read the second, and the third, and the fourth.” – Gar Anthony Haywood, author of Cemetery Road, speaker at SBWC 2012 and teaching at SBWC 2013

Best Opening Contest -- Enter to Win a Scholarship to the 2013 SBWC!

Dear Writers, Enter to win a tuition scholarship to the 41st Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference! Send us your BEST OPENING, up to 50 words — a beginning most likely to compel a reader to turn the page.

  • Email all entries to: sbwcBestOpening@gmail.com
  • Please include contact information: name, phone number, email address, & mailing address
  • Paste your entry and contact information into the body of the email
  • Word Count: Up to 50
  • All genres welcome
  • No entry fee
  • This must be your original work, published or unpublished
  • Winner receives a tuition scholarship to the 41st Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference, June 8 to 13**
  • Open: Today!
  • Deadline: Wednesday, May 22, Midnight (PST)
  • Winner Announced: Thursday, May 23

Please share this opportunity with writers you know.

Write On!

Nicole Starczak SBWC, Director

“I think your opening is enormously important. You’ve got to write a first line that will haunt you. It’s got to be magic.” – Dorothy Allison, author of Bastard Out of Carolina, and keynote speaker at SBWC 2012

**In the event that the winner cannot attend the 2013 SBWC, June 8 to 13, the scholarship will go to the runner-up.

Mother's Day Contest Winner

Congratulations to Kristina Cerise, winner of our Mother's Day writing contest and recipient of a scholarship to the 2013 SBWC! Check out Kristina's winning entry below.

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Things My Mother Taught Me

by Kristina Cerise

PERFECT: being entirely without fault or defect; flawless; satisfying all requirements; corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

It’s Mother’s Day. I should write an ode to my perfect mother. But I can’t.

I’m reminded of something my father once said about funerals. He said he hates eulogies because when they are over, you can’t recognize the person you came to mourn. He complained that eulogies only share the “good stuff” and leave out the “real stuff.” Eulogies make people sound like saints instead of friends.

I feel the same way about most Mother’s Day cards and sentiments.

There is lots of “good stuff” about my mom. But, there is also lots of “real stuff.”

She meddles. Like the time she caught Husband ironing and attempted to wrestle the iron out of his hands. According to my mother, it is unacceptable for a husband to do his own ironing. To keep the peace, I now make sure Husband is dressed and has put the ironing board away before my mom arrives.

She loses her temper as only an Irish woman can.

She offers unsolicited advice. Often. The week before my wedding she mentioned she had been journaling about my faults and offered to share her insights with me. I declined the offer as politely as I could.

She regularly recommends self-help and personal growth books to her children. Once, she gave my brother one as a gift.  She even pre-highlighted and tabbed it for his convenience.

She worries about weird stuff. She is especially concerned about the germs lurking in wet hair waiting to be activated by exposure to the outdoors.

She knows – and uses – bad words. “Sh*t” is her personal favorite.

But, here’s the thing:  I love her. Today and every day. She’s my mom.

Her penny-pinching made my childhood experiences and college education possible. Her sewing skills kept me in custom Hammer Pants with matching hair scrunchies for years. She introduced me to Gilbert Blythe and Mr. Darcy. She opened a world of adventure when she took me hiking and camping. She taught me how to preserve food and host a party on a budget.

I am grateful for all the “good stuff.” But, I am also grateful for the “real stuff.”

Because in the midst of raising children it is a great comfort to know for certain that children are capable of loving flawed mothers. I make mistakes. All. The. Time. Some mistakes I’m quick to identify and correct. Others I’m sure I won’t see until hindsight works its corrective vision magic. My kids will make a different list of my “real stuff” but they will have a list.

Of all the things my mom taught me, I am most grateful for the lesson that flawed mothers are loved every bit as much as the perfect ones.

Mother’s Day Writing Contest!

Dear Writers, Enter to win a scholarship to the 2013 Santa Barbara Writers Conference! Entries will be judged on originality, use of language, and story. The word count is limited to five hundred, and all genres are welcome.

  • Theme: "Things My Mother Taught Me"
  • Word Count: Up to 500
  • All genres welcome
  • This must be your original work, published or unpublished
  • No entry fee
  • Email all entries to: SBWC.Mother@gmail.com
  • Please include contact information: name, phone number, email address, & mailing address
  • Winner receives a tuition scholarship to the 41st Annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference, June 8 to 13, 2013**
  • Contest Begins: Today!
  • Deadline: Sunday, May 5th, Midnight (PST)
  • Winner and winning entry will be published in the Santa Barbara News-Press on Mother’s Day, Sunday, May 12th

 SBWC would like to thank Christopher Buckley, author of Thank You for Smoking and speaker at SBWC 2012, for making this scholarship possible. Please direct questions to info@sbwriters.com, and share this opportunity with writers you know.

 Write On! 

Nicole Starczak

SBWC, Director

“I guess one way or the other, it boils down to being able to look the Reaper right in the eye with a smile and say, ‘Oh, puh-leeze.’ I bet that was how Mum did it, adding, ‘And what, pray, is that absurd costume supposed to indicate?’” wrote Christopher Buckley in his memoir, Losing Mum and Pup.

**In the event that the winner cannot attend the 2013 SBWC, June 8 to 13, the scholarship will go to the runner-up.

Barnaby Conrad (1922 - 2013)

This past Tuesday we lost the single most influential man in the Santa Barbara writing community. Barnaby Conrad was not only a writer and the founder of the Santa Barbara Writers Conference, but also a bullfighter, the American vice-consul in Spain, and a successful painter. He mentored and inspired so many over the years, fashioning wings for writers who flew up the ranks of publishing. Author of more than twenty books, his stories remind us to have fun and be, as Barny was once called by a famous radio DJ, "a wild bastard!" Brave is to be Barnaby Conrad: hitch a ride to Hawaii; jump into the bullring. The stories we'd have! The stories we could write. The stories we'll never forget. A man we will never forget. The late Herb Caen said, "They all loved Barnaby because he loved them with a flame that burned clean, true, and unwavering."

On the heels of his adventures and the publication of his international bestseller, Matador, Barny opened El Matador, which reined for years as San Francisco’s most decadent night club. This is a passage from his memoir, Name Dropping:

One evening in February, 1994, I drove by the Matador and saw that the sign was down. I peered through a window, and though it was dark, I could see that the place was gutted, piles of lumber indicating that an extensive remodeling job was in progress. Nothing about the place indicated that there had ever been a place called El Matador.

Except! Except the beautiful six-foot mat across the double-door entrance, which announced to the world in black with big white letters, "El Matador." It was the only tangible proof left that there had ever been a place of that name, but it was firmly cemented to the sidewalk. My resolve was instant: Dammit, the Mat's mat mattered! That was my mat, and I must have it forever.

I stationed my wife at the corner to keep and eye out for the fuzz--it would be terribly embarrassing to go to the slammer for vandalism at my time of life. Then I pressed my son, Barny, who was born about the same time as the nightclub, into vigorous action. With one eye cocked for policemen or the new owner, we pulled, we yanked, and pried. After ten minutes, the great mat ripped away from its bed and, like a giant manta ray, was flopped into the trunk of the car. Feeling as though we'd pulled off a monstrous college prank, we drove away jubilantly.

My more literate son added, "And Caldwell, Steinbeck, Capote, and Kerouac."

"Well, it was fun while it lasted," I said.

"I hat that expression," said Mary, "the fun's not over 'till it's over. There's plenty of fun left."

 And so now, beautifully scrubbed, the object d'art glistens in front of the door of our beach house in Santa Barbara, reminding me daily of the illustrious personalities who once crossed the threshold of a Barbary Coast saloon in the great city of San Francisco so long ago, and of a way of life lamentably long gone that lives only in a few people's memories and in the musty pages of a leather-bound guest book in my living room.

Ray Bradbury’s Gift to Santa Barbara Writers

Ray Bradbury’s Gift to Santa Barbara Writers

by Susan Miles Gulbransen

                        “What if?” These two words summed up the essence of the legendary author Ray Bradbury, opening-night speaker at the Santa Barbara Writers Conference for 34 years. He would jump up on the two-foot high stage dressed in his tennis whites as if ready to slam the ball across the court. I later found out he really couldn’t play tennis but loved the outfit.

He’d hit us aspiring and published writers with a staccato of words so fast he did not seem to take a breath. He said that he writes 1,000 words a day and writes everyday whether he wants to or not. Then he fired away at our imaginations.

“What if you’re riding in a train when you look out the window and see…?”

“What if the man across the aisle from you suddenly…?”

“What if? That’s what gets the creative juices going.”

Then he gave us our marching orders. “Use your imagination! Just for fun, take along your favorite authors on an all-night train ride. Choose ones you’d like to talk to. Spend the night with them. Imagine what they’d say, the questions you’d ask, what you’d talk about. I’d choose Dickens, G. K. Chesterton, Eudora Welty and Thomas Wolfe. Think of the conversations we’d have!”

The Santa Barbara Writers Conference began in 1972 when local author and founder, Barnaby Conrad made a phone call to Bradbury. They had met the year before and formed a lifetime mutual admiration society.

Conrad decided to put a Santa Barbara conference together at Cate School, but he had no featured writers. Bradbury listened and asked what speakers he had. Off the top of his head, Conrad said “There’s Alex Haley…Charles Schulz and…James Michener.” With that, Bradbury told Conrad to count him in.

Conrad then called Charles Schulz, creator of Peanuts, and said, “We’ve already got Ray Bradbury and there’s Haley and Michener.” With that, Schulz said he was in. Haley and Michener responded similarly. Conrad was on his way. The Conference is in its 40th year, now owned by Charles Schulz’ son, Monte Schulz.

Anyone who reads American literature would have to include Bradbury’s works such as “The Martian Chronicles,” “Dandelion Wine” or “Fahrenheit 451.” His long list of works includes children’s books, poetry and plays .

            At lunch recently, Conrad remembered that first year opening night when Bradbury got up to talk at Cate. “The lights went out. I don’t know where the candles came from, but suddenly they lighted the room. Candles everywhere. When it was over, Ray said, ‘Hey, Barney, let’s do it this way every time. In that flickering light, couldn’t you just feel the spirits all around us?’”

            At the 2006 Conference, Bradbury had to be helped on stage because he was partially incapacitated from several strokes. All that changed when he started talking. We could feel the energy build, his mind flip into First Gear and his infirmed body forgotten. He said, “If anyone had told me at 33 years-old that at 86-years I’d have this zest for writing, I wouldn’t have believed them. Here’s my advice: Don’t worry a story, and don’t be self-conscious about work. Do it with passion, a sense of exploration.”

            Then came the inevitable words. “Ask that What If. Think of an idea. Then write it! Take the idea and make it grow into its own creative world.”

 

Ray Bradbury (1920 - 2012)

 

Ray Bradbury was a singular, irreplaceable figure in American letters, and the most wonderfully inspirational speaker our Santa Barbara Writers Conference ever had. Losing him is a great blow to every one of us who knew him and shared his love of the written word. For almost forty years, his voice opened the conference, his talk kick-started a week of passion and devotion to idea of being a writer. Indeed, my own father used to bring friends down from Northern California just to hear Ray speak about the reasons we write, and why nothing and nobody should ever dissuade us from putting words on a page. We will greatly miss that unbounded enthusiasm, that booming and irreverent voice, his terrific adoration of books and undying creativity, but we will never forget the road he directed us to follow. Safe travels, Ray!

– Monte Schulz