“Let there be FOWG" by Rick Shaw

There is something magical in validation from peers. For most of us, our lives are a quest, in some form, for exactly that. Validation that our efforts, beliefs, values, talents, friendships, are not in vain. If we’re lucky we find our tribe, and within that larger group, a select collection of lunatics that will invest in us for that journey. Here’s the result of one such quest:

I have attended the Santa Barbara Writers Conference off and on since 2005. The how and why I ended up there involves being dragged by my mother to a one-day conference, and a brief bit of scolding by Marla Miller that same day. That first year at SBWC introduced me to the most generous community of artists there is, bar none. And in 2005, I found a community who was all about helping fellow writers along that journey.

 I have attended several times since, as life allowed. Returning to the larger collective is restorative and spurs on activity just before and for a few months after. I continued to work on the original manuscript that had brought me to the conference and started a couple of others. I had made a handful of friends, the beginnings of a network. Then life would intrude again, and progress would wane.

 You will hear, as a new writer, you need to find a writing group. A collective for read-and-critique, that will push you to write regularly and improve. I had flitted about a couple of community-based groups at my local library, an online one started by Dell, and one hosted by a local bookstore, but I never felt the trust necessary to accept honest critique, to invest in it to improve in my craft. As a writer of speculative fiction – SciFi, Post-Apocalyptic, Horror, Paranormal, etc. – who suffers from imposters syndrome – finding a group that I trusted with these weird thoughts flowing from my head was essential for me to move forward.

 It wasn’t until wee hours of the morning, in the afterglow of a productive Pirate Session, that it happened. The conversation started something like this:

 Me: We really need to do this more often than once a year.

Stephen (lighting a cigarette and blowing it up into the early morning Santa Barbara fog):  That is the dumbest f*king idea I’ve ever heard, and we need to do it immediately.

 After we stopped laughing, the conversation then evolved into who. A little later in the year we had our first meeting in Ventura, and I had found my subset of lunatics.

 We all write very different stuff. We’re all in different stages on our journey as writers. Along the way, we’ve added one, and lost one, and we guard the core fiercely. The main tenant remains making each other’s writing better. We all bring something different to the table. Hear things the others don’t. To a person, we will all say the group has done exactly that, made us better writers.

 At the group’s suggestion, I started to work in short stories in 2017, to help me tighten my prose. And submitting to anthologies is one way to build a publishing record, build a readership, and to aid in submissions of larger works to traditional publishing houses. In September 2019 I had my first short published, “Fiddler.” The next year, “#ICETEROIDSURVIVORS.” My third short published, “The Lost Fedora,” was August 2022.

Call it what you will, The Inklings, Algonquin Roundtable, The Bloomsbury Set… or FOWG. The value to finding a writing group can’t be understated. They can take many forms, a monthly in-person read-and-critique, swapping works by email, etc. Find a different set of eyes to see your faults, fellow writers who feels safe in calling you on them, AND who feel safe enough in themselves to hear it in return.

The trust within our group is born out of the larger whole, the commitment of a community of writers, the SBWC community, to seeing we all grow in our craft. I will be forever grateful to this lunatic fringe, and hold to it fiercely, as it validates these years of work.

To Stephen, Mac, Nick, Maryanne, and Angela – aka FOWG (our F*king Outstanding Writers Group) —Thank you.

2023 SBWC Scholarship recipients

 Writers attending for the first time discover suddenly they’re among others who care about story and wordsmithing as much as they do. What a rush it is to discover fellow humans who also see the world through the lens of storytelling. Writers who’ve attended the Santa Barbara Writers Conference keep coming back because this conference feels like going home. 

 Please join us in welcoming these writers to the SBWC tribe.

 Announcing the winners of the SBWC scholarships for 2023.

 The Admiral’s Prize Scholarship: Anna Maria Stump

SBWC Scholarship for Fiction: Thomas Atkinson

SBWC Scholarship for Nonfiction: Julie Dillemuth

SBWC Scholarship for Poetry: Susan Florence

 The Admiral’s Prize Scholarship: Anna Maria Stump

 The Ian Bernard Memorial Scholarship for humor: Gail Bellenger

 The Chuck Kent Memorial Scholarship for screenwriting: Kelly Brotman

 The Stephen Vessel’s Memorial Scholarship for fantasy/sci-fi: Nikki Blakely

 Yes, we’ll have speakers and agents, panels and seminars, and workshops galore.  Yes, we’ll hammer on our projects all week.  But we’ll also have fun and comradery throughout.

 From day one at SBWC, you’ll be a part of this tribe of people who love writing. You’re welcome at any stage, and at any age.  If you’re interested in becoming a more accomplished writer this can be your home.

 Write on!
Grace Rachow
SBWC Director

 

Thank you, Monte Schulz

Update: SBWC 2023 Writing Contest for Scholarships for June 18-23, 2023

Update: Three of the winners have been notified by email. We are waiting for the judges’ decisions on the fourth category. Once we have heard from all four winners that they can attend, we will announce the winners. Hopefully on Monday.

Thank you to all who entered. This was quite an avalanche!

Enter to win a Scholarship to the 2023 Santa Barbara Writers Conference, June 18-23
• No entry fee

• You may share this opportunity with others.

• There are 4 categories. You are welcome to enter each category. One entry per email. One entry per category, per person.

• Send entries by attached Word Doc or PDF to sbwc.mascot@gmail.com
Contact information should include:

Name  ·  Phone number  ·   Email address  ·   Mailing address

• Put category of entry in the email subject line.

• This must be your original work.

• Scholarship recipients must be able to attend the conference this year. If not, the scholarship will be awarded to a runner-up.

Contest opens:  NOW April 14, 2023. Submission period closes MIDNIGHT, Monday, May 1, 2023 PDT.  Submission period is 2 weeks, so don’t procrastinate.

Four full tuition scholarships to the 2023 Santa Barbara Writers Conference will be awarded ($799 value, each).  SBWC reserves the option of awarding more than one scholarship in a particular category, if any other category lacks a winner. But the goal will be to have four winners total from the four categories.

Scholarship recipients must be able to attend the conference this year. If not, the full scholarship will be awarded to a runner up.

Winners will be announced approximately one week after the contests close, as soon as the judges have completed their work.

Categories:

  1. FICTION:  Limit 500 words.  This may be the opening of longer fiction or an entire flash fiction story. Please indicate which in your cover email.

  2. NONFICTION: Limit 500 words. This can be a short essay, memoir piece, or the opening to a longer nonfiction piece. Please indicate which in your cover email

  3. POETRY: Limit 50 lines

  4. HUMOR: Limit 500 words. Judges will look for the funny factor, as well as general excellence in writing. For extra credit include the element of death in your piece. Let’s whistle past the graveyard. Funny things happen at funerals. Or you know, when the goldfish died, and you had to__________.  

The humor contest is in honor the infamous SBWC Humor Workshop Leader Ian Bernard. See earlier blog post about him. https://www.sbwriters.com/blog/2023/4/11/ian-bernard-august-17-1930-to-november-30-2022

The judging teams will look for writing excellence appropriate to each category. All the judges are award-winning, published authors who are associated with SBWC. We do not announce the names of the judges.

Ian Bernard ~ August 17, 1930 to November 30, 2022

Although it’s been over 20 years since Ian Bernard was the humor workshop leader at SBWC during the “Miramar Days,” many of us remember him well. We asked Ernie Witham, our current humor workshop leader, to share some of his memories of Ian’s workshop.

There was one thing you quickly learned at the Santa Barbara Writers Conference at the old Miramar Hotel. If you wanted a seat in Ian Bernard’s Humor Workshop… Don’t be late! And by seat, I mean everything from the couch, to the assorted chairs, bar stools, cushions, and every available inch of not-all-that-new carpet.

 The second thing you learned was that while others were socializing and getting ready for a laugh-filled afternoon… Get your name on the sign-up-sheet right away! Otherwise it might be a day or two before you had a chance to read. That’s how popular Ian’s workshop was.

Ian did not lecture. He didn’t offer a lot of tips and techniques. He just had people read. Then he told you what worked and what didn’t and why. And he was not one to mince words! “That’s not only not funny, there’s a giant balloon hanging over it saying ‘So What?’”

Sometimes, Ian would take a few moments to tell us about his days working as musical director for the highly successful 1968-1973 TV comedy program, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. “You never saw a more serious-looking bunch than the comedy writers on that show,” Ian told us.

Ian was also a child actor.  At the age of seven he was labeled as “Windsor’s Wonder Boy of Song and Dance.” Among movie roles, he acted with Shirley Temple and Cary Grant in the 1947 movie, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer.” Later, he played piano for Rosemary Clooney and arranged and produced albums for singers, including Vic Damone and Dick Haymes. He was an amazing jazz pianist and served as president of the Santa Barbara Jazz Society. He guest conducted the San Francisco Symphony for a year with Weslia Whitfield and Michael Feinstein. He also produced an album for Michael Feinstein and went on tour with him, performing at Wolf Trap National Park for the Performing Arts and in Washington DC. And he did the film scores for several independent films.

Ian was the author of two books: “Film and Television Acting: From stage to screen” of which Harrison Ford stated: “I suppose if I had to say that someone discovered me, it would be Ian Bernard.” Ian also authored “Writing Humor: Giving a Comedic Touch to All Form of Writing.” And he wrote the screenplays for “Synanon” and “Oh Dad Poor Dad.”

But when it came to his humor workshop, like so many of us in that room, Ian was really there to laugh. And he had a big booming laugh. If you could make Ian Bernard laugh, you were having a good day.

Another great thing about Ian was he knew a lot of really funny people, like Fannie Flagg, who would stop by his workshop whenever she was going to be the evening speaker. Or Steve Allen, from the old Tonight Show. Or Arte Johnson, one of the stars of Laugh In. Or humor novelist, Christopher Moore.

And, of course, Peanuts creator, Charles Schulz, who attended the conference every year (with son Monte), would stop by for a least one afternoon session. It all added to the energy and fun in that “modest” hotel room.

And then there would be a day when Ian would tell all us regulars to make sure we attended that day’s session because Jonathan Winters was going to be there. He would also tell us not to spread it around because the other workshop leaders were not happy when everyone ditched their workshops to go meet bigger-than-life Jonathan Winters, who would hold court out on the lawn before and after Ian’s workshop, telling stories, doing hung-dog faces and doing his famous Maude Frickert impressions.

I was fortunate to be part of those workshops for more than 10 years and honed my humor skills trying my hardest to be as funny as some of the other really funny people who became a core group of attendees year after year. Ian went beyond his role as workshop leader to mentor advise and encourage writers who showed promise, oftentimes for free. A number of us joined a private workshop with Ian held in the months after the conference to work on longer humorous works.

It’s no exaggeration to say Ian Bernard had a big influence on my life. I can still hear you laughing, my friend.     

Ernie Witham

Judith Turner-Yamamoto

Wednesday June 21, 8:00 PM, Pacific Ballroom

Award-winning author, poet and journalist Judith Turner-Yamamoto was born into a family of storytellers in an insular community in rural North Carolina. An art historian and inveterate traveler, she has interviewed such luminaries as Frank Gehry, Annie Leibovitz, Alison Krauss and Lucinda Williams and published more than 1,000 cover stories and features in publications such as The Boston Globe Magazine, Elle, Interiors, Art & Antiques, The Los Angeles Times and Travel & Leisure. A labor of love 30 years in the making, Loving the Dead and Gone is her first novel, part of a trilogy that draws upon memories of her red-dirt childhood to spin a tale that Publishers Weekly called a bittersweet, fantastical must-read debut. Currently she lives in Cincinnati with her husband, visual artist Shinji Turner-Yamamoto.

SBWC Agent Appointment Registration is Open

Many SBWC attendees have gone on to publish their work because of the agents they met at the Santa Barbara Writers Conference. You will see some of these SBWC alums as panelists at the 2023 conference.

If your manuscript is complete and polished, and you think you’re ready for an agent to represent your work, read about the agents below and register for appointments with those who seem interested in your genre or already represent clients whose work you think is similar to your own.

Advance Submission is your chance to separate yourself from the thousands of queries received each year. Though SBWC has had many success stories in the past, we make no promises of representation, nor further interest in your manuscript.

We do, however, hope your appointments are a rewarding and enlightening experience, and at the very least, an opportunity to make personal and professional connections.

You must be registered for the conference to participate. 

 How it works

  1. Register for the 6-day conference and then register to meet with one or more agents on the agent page, where you can click and read specifics on all 6 agents. We expect some will fill their schedules quickly, so register for your appointments early. You may submit to as many agents as you like. If the agent(s) you’ve picked are not available for reasons beyond our control, we will make sure you have an appointment with the next most appropriate agent. Remember each agent knows others in the business who might be more appropriate to represent your work.

  2. Email the first 5 pages of your manuscript to info@sbwriters.com

  3. The deadline for pages to be received is May 19. You may include a cover letter to each specific agent and a brief synopsis, if you wish. Formats accepted: Attached Word Doc or PDF.

  4. Once you check into the conference on June 18, we’ll give you the details of your meeting arrangements. Your agents or editors will have read the pages before you meet and will come prepared to talk about your writing. This is a one-on-one meeting for 10 minutes, a chance for you to get personal feedback from an agent or editor. All meetings will take place Tuesday, June 20, 2023.

Stephen T. Vessels Memorial Scholarship Writing Contest for SBWC

The winner of the Stephen T Vessels Memorial Scholarship Writing Contest for SBWC is Nikki Blakely. Tomorrow we will list the honorable mentions.

We will be contacting all the contestants and making a more formal announcement early this week.

The submission period for this contest is over. Thank you to everyone who entered. We hope to have our winners announced by April 30.

Writers are invited to submit an entry to the  Fantasy/Science Fiction Contest in memory  of SBWC alumnus, Stephen T. Vessels.

No entry fee.

These pieces should fall under the category of fantasy/sci-fi.

For extra credit, take inspiration from the writing of Stephen T. Vessels. Before you submit your work, consider Stephen’s oft-repeated advice: “Rub a little weird on it.”

To familiarize yourself with the style and spirit of Vessels’ writing, see The Mountain & the Vortex, and other Tales from Muse Harbor and Fall of the Messengers from ShadowSpinners. 

Or take a look at The Fifth Fedora, an anthology of fiction by other writers inspired by the work of Vessels.

You may share this contest opportunity with others.

The judges will look for overall writing excellence, as well as “the weird factor.”

Submissions should be 1000 words or fewer.

Limit of 1 entry per person.

Contest judges are published authors. We do not announce the names of the judges.

Enter via email: sbwc.mascot@gmail.com

This must be your original work, previously published or not.
Put your contact information into the body of the email and send your entry as an attached Word doc or PDF.
Contact information should include:

Name
Phone number
Email address
Mailing address


First prize will be a full tuition day scholarship to the 2023 Santa Barbara Writers Conference. ($799 value).

Scholarship recipient must be able to attend the conference this year, June 18-23, 2023.
If not, the full scholarship will be awarded to the first runner-up who is able to attend.
No entry fee
Contest opens:  Now
Submission period closes MIDNIGHT, Friday, April 14, 2023 PDT

Winners announced by April 30, 2023

Writing, Humanity, & Artificial Intelligence — Hannah Holbrook

If you’ve somehow avoided the recent news articles and frenetic email threads circulating in academic communities, Santa Barbara City College included, let me be the first to tell you: At worst, human creativity and originality in fiction, non-fiction, and poetry are under threat, and at best, the world of writing education is being disrupted and, potentially, “The College Essay Is Dead” (Stephen Marche, The Atlantic).

Indeed, say NPR writers Rosalsky and Peaslee, “We've entered a new world where we're being forced to re-evaluate our education system and even the value — or at least the method — of teaching kids how to write.” The value of writing? Is this “science fiction”? Are we at the “beginning of a revolution”? Whatever the answer to these questions, I agree with Edward Tian, the twenty-two year old who just wrote an app to detect machine-written text called “GPTZero,” that this is an “inflection point” (qtd. in Rosalsky and Peaslee).  Explaining his motivation to create the app over his winter break, Tian says, "Human writing can be so beautiful, and there are aspects of it that computers should never co-opt. And it feels like that might be at risk if everybody is using ChatGPT to write.”

What everyone is talking about is “ChatGPT,” a new program just released to the public for free that “generates eerily articulate and nuanced text in response to short prompts, with people using it to write love letters, poetry, fan fiction — and their schoolwork” (Kalley Huang, The New York Times). It can even “write a story in a particular style, answer a question, explain a concept, compose an email” (Rosalsky and Peaslee).  How does it do all this?  The mind-boggling answer is that “the technology has basically devoured the entire Internet, reading the collective works of humanity and learning patterns in language that it can recreate.” Science fiction indeed, but how we choose to use AI technologies may determine our reality.

 I’m hoping these alarm sounding articles turn out to be similar to Y2K – there’s nothing to see here – but just in case, I’m grateful to those who are rushing to create apps and firewalls “to preserve integrity and trust in the education community and beyond” (Chris Caren, Turnitin). In schools, in literature, and in our public discourse, authenticity (and vigilance) has never been so crucial to our survival.

For your reading pleasure:

This 22-Year-Old Is Trying to Save Us from ChatGPT before It Changes Writing Forever” (Greg Rosalsky and Emma Peaslee, NPR)

Alarmed by A.I. Chatbots, Universities Start Revamping How They Teach” (Kalley Huang, The New York Times)

The College Essay Is Dead: Nobody Is Prepared for How AI Will Transform Academia.” (Stephen Marche, The Atlantic)

AI Writing: The Challenge and Opportunity in Front of Education Now” (Chris Caren, CEO, Turnitin)

Hannah Holbrook teaches composition and literature at Santa Barbara City College and writes essays and half novels (is that not a genre?). She has both attended and volunteered at the Santa Barbara Writers Conference starting in 2016, where she finds support and inspiration for her writing practice.

Mary Hogan

Tuesday June 20, 8:00 PM, Pacific Ballroom

Mary Hogan is the author of Two Sisters, praised by bestselling author Adriana Trigiani, and, Left, a love story about a woman who slowly retreats into a fantasy world as she loses her once whip-smart husband to dementia. Her compulsively-readable historical novel based on the Johnstown Flood of 1889, The Woman in the Photo, tells a story of class and catastrophe that resonates today. Her previous novels include the young adult titles, The Serious Kiss, Perfect Girl and Pretty Face (HarperCollins). Married to veteran TV and stage actor Robert Hogan until his death in 2021, Mary lives in New York City with their Catahoula Leopard rescue dog.

The Value of Hanging Out with Fellow Lunatics -- Rick Shaw

Writers come in all shapes and sizes, physically and metaphorically, weaving simple words into verse of such striking beauty to bring a tear, or dark imagery leaving you unable to sleep without a light on for weeks at a time. For some, stringing words and conjuring images comes easy, like breathing. For others each word, phrase, sentence, paragraph is a struggle of epic proportion. But we as writers are all bound by a single objective – we must tell stories. 

Though writers are often introverts, and for many, writing is a solitary thing – door closed, BIC-HOK (Butt-in-Chair-Hands-On-Keyboard). As humans, we are also social creatures, and if, as readers and writers, are lucky we find a welcoming gathering of other such creatures.

Yes there are others like us, who are afflicted with particular flavor of lunacy. Afflicted with a compulsion to share stories.

The Santa Barbara Writers Conference resumes in June, after a three-year hiatus. A conclave of like-minded, exceptionally generous souls who are willing to share their experience. It is an eclectic mix of professionals and amateurs, indie and traditionally published authors. Above all, it’s an environment that breeds creativity and provides a space for us to learn from some of the best in our field. I am hooked, a junkie returning for a fix.

I’ve been attending, off and on, since 2005. It took me a couple of years to believe I belonged among such a host. You see, Imposters Syndrome frequently holds court over the voices and characters in my head. Now I draw energy and a sense of comfort from this community of lunatics, online, and once a year in person.

Though the industry is evolving, the need to hone your craft, to tell a compelling story, will always be the foundation of our work. If you have a story to tell, poetry to compose, or screen plays to hone, SBWC is as welcoming a space as you’ll find.

Come with an open mind, experiment, and try hard not to hold your works too precious.

I can’t stress enough the importance of opening yourself up to new genres, or forms. Sit-in and move between sessions. There is an energy flowing through the lectures, workshops, and pirate sessions. If you’re a night owl, try a late-night pirate session – read and critique into the wee hours, until we’ve had enough. Some of the best of us lunatics hang out here. We learn as much, if not more, from each other. We learn to develop a thicker skin. Rule number one is we’re not here to tear down, we’re here to help each other grow.

So, after three years of COVID, we will renew friendships, make new ones, and honor the void left by those no longer among us. We will bring our current and new projects, for critique and revision. We break story and argue the rules, so we can break those, too. We will celebrate the successes of works published – and years of hard work that got them there.

I am honored to be part of this community and hang with these lunatics a few days each June.

 

And, yes, Alice, we’re all a little mad here.

Elinor Lipman

Monday June 19, 8:00 PM, Pacific Ballroom

Known for her wry social commentary, Elinor Lipman is the author of 14 novels, including her latest, Ms. Demeanor, which has received praise from authors Tom Perrotta, Wally Lamb and Cathleen Schine. In 2008 her debut novel Then She Found Me (1990) was adapted into a film starring Matthew Broderick, Colin Firth, Helen Hunt and Bette Midler. She not only served on the 2006 literature panel for the National Endowment for the Arts but was also a fiction judge for the 2008 National Book Awards. She lives in Manhattan and part-time in Homes, NY, on Lake Dutchess.

SBWC 1976

The 1976 Santa Barbara Writer Conference was held again at the Miramar, June 18-25 with 140 paid attendees. Cost was $275. That June, there were morning and afternoon workshops every day. The late-night pirate workshops arose to satisfy students who wanted even more time to craft their work.  Working on writing was more important to them than sleep.

The conference schedule listed an impressive array of authors and industry experts. Interviews with featured speakers appeared in the Santa Barbara News-Press and weekly journals in the surrounding community. Ray Bradbury opened the conference, as he had for the previous 3 years. Workshop leaders included Sid Stebel, Jack Leggett, Niels Mortensen, Kenneth Rexroth, Barnaby Conrad, Jerry Hannah, and Bill Downey.

This was the year Maya Angelou (photo below) addressed SBWC, her deep voice sounding across the Miramar Room in the conference center. Her themes resonated with students of all ages. They hoped to understand how she drew from her own passion and put it into her writing. Ken Millar, the Santa Barbara resident known worldwide as Ross Macdonald, introduced Eudora Welty. She spoke with great depth about the art of fiction. (See scrapbook article below.)

Mary Conrad hosted a cocktail party for the SBWC teaching staff and featured speakers. Guests included Jose Ferrer, Charles and Jean Schulz, the husband-and-wife team of John Dodds and Vivian Vance, literary agent Don Congdon, and Joan Didion and her husband John Gregory Dunne. Adding to that mix were the Conrads’ friends from Santa Barbara, Montecito, Los Angeles, and Hollywood. It was little wonder an invite to Mary’s party became the most sought-after ticket of the conference.  

Clifton Fadiman, author, editor and American intellectual, closed out the week with his trademark piercing commentary. Fadiman bemoaned the sad state of editors, saying he would’ve never taken a job as an editor without first having a full knowledge of literature and the command of three languages.

It was clear by the end of the 1976 conference that SBWC had found a magical gathering place where the literati and aspiring writers alike could rub shoulders and learn how it’s done.

Quoted and adapted with appreciation to Armando Nieto, Mary Conrad, and Matt Pallamary: The Santa Barbara Writers Conference Scrapbook — Words of Wisdom from Thirty Years of Literary Excellence 1973 – 2004.

Maya Angelou at the Miramar at SBWC 1976

Promotional flyer for SBWC 1976

NewsPress Article on Eudora Welty’s talk at SBWC 1976: Photos show Ken Millar (Ross Macdonald) Maggie Millar, Eudora Welty and Chuck Champlin in the background.

How to Write a Book

Quite a few years ago I took a weekly course titled how to write a book. We met on Tuesday evenings for 8 sessions. I planned to take the course and then magically know how to write a book. I was correct in thinking that taking a course would be helpful. It was. Each week we covered an aspect of manifesting a publishable manuscript:

• Inspirations, aspirations, and ideas

• The plan: outline or wing it? Answer: it depends

• Setting goals and schedules: (so left-brained!) but annoyingly necessary

• Talent vs. hard work? Both helpful and blessed are talented writers who work hard

• Procrastination, negative thinking, distractions

• Dealing with feedback

• The rewrite.

• Marketing

And every week we talked about craft and brought our pages for feedback. It was a valuable course. I learned a lot, and it has stuck with me. I’ve written thousands of pages. And yet, I’ve not yet finished that book, so knowing how isn’t the whole story. If you thought by reading this 200-word blog post you’d learn how to write a book, you have the optimism that’ll carry you through challenging days.

The rest of the story:  I’ll boil it down to 2 words: butt time.

G. R.

Monte Schulz speaks on his new novel, Metropolis

Save the date: Sunday June 18, 7:30 PM, Pacific Ballroom at the Mar Monte in San Barbara, Monte Schulz will speak about his new novel, Metropolis, a dystopian narrative of love in a time of war and moral disintegration, as well as a meditation on the meaning of virtue and goodness in the face of the most monstrous crimes.

SBWC 1975

In 1975 the Santa Barbara Writers Conference established itself at the Miramar Hotel in Montecito, a posh community of coastal Santa Barbara. Picture an array of blue-roofed cottages along the Pacific Ocean.

The Miramar days, for those who attended during that 25-year period, are remembered as a “Camelot” era of SBWC. The dates of the 1975 conference were June 13-20, and the cost was $200.

The old Miramar offered tennis courts, two swimming pools, and a railroad car converted into a lunch spot next to tracks where the train ran daily through the hotel grounds. There was a spacious dining room overlooking green lawns and a dimly lit bar, where some conference goers congregated until closing time. The piano in the bar provided an opportunity for the more talented SBWC attendees to show off.

This was the first year our beloved Charles (Sparky) Schulz came to the conference, and not only decided to stay the entire week, but he also became a mainstay of the conference for years to come, giving generously of his time and comic characters without compensation.

Few writing conferences could boast the likes of workshop leaders like Barnaby Conrad, John Leggett, Kenneth Rexroth, and Sid Stebel.  Fresh from his success as a script consultant for the Australian-based movie Picnic at Hanging Rock, Sid became a workshop leader legendary for open and laser-like critiques of the writing of everyone who attended his class.  His moniker “Samurai Sid” was well-deserved. He referred to his students as “Sid's Snowflakes” to emphasize the fact that each was unique in his or her own way. Sid also became a mainstay of the conference, teaching every year after until his death in 2020.

Sid was best friends with Ray Bradbury, giving Ray a great excuse to open the SBWC for all the coming years until his health no longer allowed.

SBWC attendees came from all over the county and the world. One secret to the success of this new conference was Mary and Barnaby Conrad’s extensive network of friends, family and business associates that resulted from Barnaby’s diverse careers of State Department Vice Consul, artist, sculptor, author, and bullfighter, all of which drew an increasingly eclectic cadre of personalities who came…and often stayed.

 SBWC’s future looked bright.

Quoted and adapted with appreciation to Armando Nieto, Mary Conrad, and Matt Pallamary: The Santa Barbara Writers Conference Scrapbook — Words of Wisdom from Thirty Years of Literary Excellence 1973 – 2004.

“The Old Miramar.” This image of the blue-roofed cottages is based on a painting by plein air artist S. L. Campbell.

Ten Time Tips from SBWC Writing Pros

One big difference between successful authors and writers who aspire to be successful authors is that successful authors find the time to write. Life offers many responsibilities and distractions, especially with the advent of the 24X7 devices that tether us to the Internet. So be it...that is what we have in 2023. So we adapt.

Ten Time Tips from Writing Pros:

1. Set writing time on your daily schedule and keep it. Even 20 minutes can be productive.

2. Use short amounts of time to get something done.

3. Use drive time and waiting-in-line time to put pieces together.

4. Writing gets done in your mind, so when you are doing mindless chores, use your mind to write.

5. Write when you are exercising. Bonus points as exercise makes your mind work better for writing.

6. Keep a pocket notebook or your phone to write down ideas when they occur to you.

7. Get up earlier and use that time to write.

8. Spend less time wanting to write and use that time actually writing.

9. Spend time considering how you are using your time and invest in more productive choices.

10. Find a source of inspiration and motivation to write more now.

On that last item, I recommend signing up for a writers conference. We would love to have you at the Santa Barbara Writers Conference June 18-23, of course.

Looking forward to being with fellow writers can be a great motivator to get your novel or memoir written...or begun. Or a few more stories cranked out.

We promise you a magical week focused on writing, marketing and networking.

A week of crafting and camaraderie is well worth your time.

SBWC 1974

The second annual Santa Barbara Writers Conference was held at Cate school June 21-28, 1974. Building on the success of the first SBWC, the Conrads produced a lineup of speakers that would be the envy of any well-established conference: Ray Bradbury opened the conference as keynote speaker. Alex Haley introduced Budd Schulberg and a showing of his film, On the Waterfront. James Michener gave an evening address. Mel Tormé explained why I’d Rather Write Than Sing. Ross Macdonald (Ken Millar) spoke on “Writing, Mystery & Suspense.” Afternoon speakers included Joan Didion and John Gregory Dunne, Alex Haley, Clifton Fadiman, and James Sheldon.

 The conference was already underway when Barnaby got a phone call from Frankfurt, Germany from James Michener asking if he was still invited to speak at the conference. If so, it was going to cost the Conrads extra. With some trepidation Barney asked, “How so?”

“It’ll cost $50 to change my airline ticket.”

Barnaby came up with the $50. He was fond of telling his audiences throughout the years that Michener came for the afternoon and stayed three days. By the end of the 1974 conference, this gathering of writers had become an institution in Santa Barbara County.

Quoted with appreciation to Armando Nieto, Mary Conrad, and Matt Pallamary: The Santa Barbara Writers Conference Scrapbook — Words of Wisdom from Thirty Years of Literary Excellence 1973 – 2004.

Clockwise from top: Ross Macdonald (Ken Millar), Ray Bradbury, Sid Stebel, James Michener

SBWC 1973

Because SBWC will be celebrating its 50th anniversary in June 2023, we’ll be doing a countdown of the years of the amazing literary legacy provided by the vision and verve of Mary and Barnaby Conrad.

The idea for the conference was conceived in the summer of 1972, and the first Santa Barbara Writers Conference was held June 22-29, 1973, at Cate School in Carpinteria.

The history of the first 30 years is contained in the SBWC Scrapbook, compiled and written by Mary Conrad, Y. Armando Nieto, and Matthew Pallamary. Thank you to them for allowing us to quote and use their research for this countdown.

The cost of the first conference was $200, including board and room.

There were 6 workshop leaders and 37 students.

According to Mary Conrad, Ray Bradbury showed up with a sleeping bag and bedded down in the dorm with the students so he could regale them with stories all night long.

“From the first day, SBWC was a place apart from the burning issues of the day, which is not to say that the students and faculty did not have opinions on the war in Vietnam or the collapse of the American auto industry, or any other issue. However, conversations of politics segued into an analysis of the latest re-write of someone’s opening chapter.

“The grand experiment was off to a promising start, if only in the minds of the conference organizers and attendees, but the experience was successful enough to encourage Ray Bradbury and others to return the next year, because unlike most conferences, there was something tangibly different here. When they made their way home from the Cate School Campus, each looked forward to the next year, as if to a beloved family gathering.”

And so it has continued for fifty years.

SBWC Founders Barnaby & Mary Conrad, and long time participant, Ray Bradbury

Reading in the Time of Coronavirus by Marianne Dougherty

Some of the best writers in the world have spoken at The Santa Barbara Writers Conference (SBWC) since its inception in 1972—William Styron, Ray Bradbury, Joan Didion, Eudora Welty, Clive Cussler, Raymond Chandler, Sue Grafton, Jane Smiley and many more. This year with cities on lockdown because of Covid-19 and many of us sheltering in place, we’ve had to postpone this year’s conference. We know how disappointing this news is. Still, books can help us put things into perspective, expand our horizons or simply wow us with the sheer force of language and story. So, as a treat for our faithful SBWC attendees, we asked some of the authors who have spoken at SBWC or were scheduled to speak this year—Armando Lucas Correa, Alexandra Fuller and Shannon Pufahl—to tell us about their favorite books and why they mean so much to them. Think of it as a reading list to get you through self-isolation for however long it lasts or to get you through the year until we meet again.

ARMANDO LUCAS CORREA, editor of People en Español and the author of The German Girl and The Daughter’s Tale, came up with a list of ten remarkably diverse books. 

 1.     I read Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert when I was 10 and was fascinated by that woman who drank spoonfuls of vinegar so she would look emaciated to her husband. It's the perfect novel. When I left Cuba and arrived in the United States, I asked my mother to send me my books. One day, she told me that someone could bring me one book, only one. Picking it among hundreds was a challenge. I asked her to send me my worn-out copy of Madame Bovary. This served as inspiration for the bookstore owner in The Daughter's Talewhen she has to save her most precious book from Nazi Germany’s book burning pyres.

2.    Hopscotch by Julio Cortázar is another youthful reading that made me fall in love with La Maga and Paris. Hopscotch is one of my favorite novels because of its use of language and structure.

3.    Memoir of Hadrian and Fires by Marguerite Yourcenar have been constant companions since college. They were a true discovery for me. Classic characters and mythological Greeks mingle with an astonishing everydayness in the hands of Yourcenar.

4.    The Temple of the Golden Pavilion by Yukio Mishima is my favorite novel by this Japanese author: the master and the disciple and the weight of guilt in a caste society.

5.    On Writing is Stephen King’s masterpiece. Everyone who intends to write should read and re-read this unique work by the master of horror novels. I've acquired the habit, which has become almost a superstition, of reading On Writing every time I start writing a new book.

6.  Our House in the Last World by Oscar Hijuelos is a debut novel, but of all his books, it's my favorite, and I recently re-read it. It's the most Cuban of all his novels, the most traumatic and the one that best reflects the questions of identity of an entire generation of children of immigrants or exiles in a language that is very close to the Latin American boom.

7.   The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion. One of my favorite American writers, she reconstructs loss from a scientific and emotional level. Her mix of medical terms with what she’s dealing with as she loses a husband is masterful.

8.   2666 by Roberto Bolaños is a real masterpiece. I know that The Savage Detectiveswas the work that earned him his place in world literature, but his posthumous work is my favorite. Bolaños mixes several novels in one, their stories hermetically sealed capsules. His sense of humor, the use of irony in his language, the way he manipulates the reader, all make his writing exciting. His paragraphs defy gravity and logic. When Bolaños writes, he plays with his readers, setting them up for a fall.

9.   One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez was also childhood reading for me, but it’s a book I have revisited during my adolescence and adulthood. You can always discover something new and be charmed into the magical world of the inhabitants of Macondo.

10.  The Occupation Trilogy by Patrik Modiano is a novel that at the same time is a book of quotes from characters who come and go during the Nazi occupation. It's a book that helped me understand the French during the German occupation so I could write The Daughter's Tale.

 

SIMON VAN BOOY has the soul of a poet. He is also the award-winning author of thirteen books. His short story collection, Love Begins in Winter, won the 2009 Frank O’Connor International Short Story Award. 

1.     Buddy by Nigel Hinton: First time I connected to a character.  I read it in 1986. This is one of the best books I've ever read, and after re-reading it, it's still magnificent.  And by some miracle, I'm now friends with the author.

2.     Fugitive Pieces by Anne Michaels: First time a novel made me want to write. More because of the language than the story. I'm still much more interested in language than story.

3.     Plainsong by Kent Haruf: This book is a fantastic example of pure storytelling where there's little trace of the author.  

4.     The Complete Poems of Philip Larkin: This book reminds me to find beauty and wonder in the everyday.

5.     The Complete Poems of Dylan Thomas: While I understand little, reading his work breaks down walls into new territories of language.

 

ALEXANDRA FULLER (Don’t Let’s Go to the Dogs Tonight: An African Childhood and Travel Light, Move Fast) is a British-Zimbabwean author who lives in Wyoming. The bestselling memoirist and journalist has managed to find an upside to self-isolation. “It’s been a while since I have been able to spend uninterrupted time with my library,” she says. “Like everything else, it’s thinned over the years (all those disruptive relationships and sudden moves and the upending griefs of an eventful middle age, both expected and unexpected), but the works of the poets and mystics and prophets have stayed with me throughout—some new, some old—some half read and waiting for a more patient understanding, one read and re-read until the pages are shredded. So, it’s to them I have turned with fresh humility.” Hers is less a list than a deep dive into the books that have resonated strongly with her over the years.

“Two years ago, I stumbled across a copy of Love Poems from God: Twelve Sacred Voices from the East and West by Daniel Ladinsky in a little church in Kilauea on the island of Kauai,” says Fuller, whose son had recently died. She and her daughters had gone to Hawaii to get out of the “geography of our grief.” When she came home to Wyoming, she bought a copy of the book, which has not since left her bedside table. “Rumi—the fire hose of sacred verse—is featured in Ladinsky’s collection, of course, and also Hafiz,” she says, “but so too are Mira, Saint Teresa and Meister Eckhart, whose Love Does That is a poem to be read aloud to one another in times of adversity.”

Fuller also suggests Charles Wright’s 2007 book-length poem, Littlefoot. “Wright wrote the poem as a diary in his 70th year as a meditation on nature, death, all of it,” she says. “The poets are always the practical ones, pointing us in the direction of ourselves, which brings me to the sublime music and rich art and ecstatic words of Hildegard of Bingen, a twelfth century German Benedictine abbess, writer, environmentalist, feminist, gardener, prophet, composer, artist, visionary, outspoken firebrand and occasional hysteric. I like this about her: She could pitch an impressive fit, and she had the spiritual chops to back it up. At fourteen, Hildegard was enclosed for some years—it’s uncertain how many—with her 20-year-old teacher, Jutta, in an anchor hold attached to the Benedictine monastery in Disibodenberg. Hildegard had an extraordinarily vivid relationship with the sacred. From the age of three or five, she reported receiving Divine instructions. She also made elaborate gold-leaf-adorned sacred art of her visions.” Fuller recommends Hildegard von Bingen: A Journey into the Images by Sara Salvadori as a good place to start. “I am currently in the midst of a very slow read of her Scivias—Know the Ways. ‘But a person has within him three paths,’ she writes. ‘What are they? The soul, the body and the senses; and all human life is led there.’ And so, as in all times, body and soul insist on being kept together, and the senses quicken to this demand. There will be spring in the mountains soon. Snow will recede from the meadow, soil will emerge black and wet, and elk calves will drop in the cottonwood forests.  And I will be giving fresh attention to my garden; I already am.” Every gardener knows the addiction of seed catalogs, and Fuller has quite a few. At the moment she is perusing them in careful consideration with Diana Maranhao’s Rocky Mountains Fruit & Vegetable Gardening. “She writes that the important thing, as if for this exact moment,” says Fuller, “is that you grow (garden) and continue growing (gardening)!”

 

JANET FITCH is the author of the national bestseller White Oleander as well as her epic novels of the Russian Revolution: The Revolution of Marina M and Chimes of a Lost Cathedral. “It’s so particular to ones’ own taste and changes over time,” she said when we asked her to name five of her favorite books, but she narrowed it down to these:

1.     The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Doestoevsky. The intensity, the extremes, the psychological acuity, the compelling crime—Doestoevsky made me the writer I am, and this is his magnum opus. He was influenced by Poe and Dickens, and so was I!

2.     Under the Volcano by Malcolm Lowry. The most astonishing work of art, the death of the English consul in Cuernavaca, Mexico on the day of the dead 1939. It’s all about resonances, echoes, repeating images. 

3.     The Alexandria Quartet by Lawrence Durrell (or the first one, Justine, if I can’t have the whole Quartet). People don’t read Durrell enough. I’d like to revive him—nobody writes more beautifully, more sensually, with an artist’s eye. The world of high society and the demimonde in Alexandria, Egypt between the wars.

4.      The Lover by Marguerite Duras. A slender book of sexuality, rebellion, colonialism and individuation as a woman looks back to her poverty-stricken girlhood in French Indochina and her wealthy Chinese lover. What Duras can get into 125 pages is a marvel. 

5.     The Perfect Spy by John Le Carre. One of our great writers, often neglected because he writes genre (spy novels), this is a book as psychologically acute as Doestoevsky’s. Young Magnus Pym struggles to find a distance and a moral framework as he’s co-opted by his con-man father. It’s his most autobiographical work.

 

She also graciously offered a list of books for quarantine. “They’re a bit lighter than my favorites (though you can’t go wrong with John Le Carre),” she says. “Either mesmerizing and not too dreary, or actually hilarious.”

1.     My Brilliant Friend by Elena Ferrente—first novel in the Neapolitan quartet, the friendship of two girls from the slums of Naples. Bringing seriousness and close observation to the lives of women. Nobody is better at tracking the small movement of emotion and loyalties than Ferrente. 

2.     Lolly Willowes by Silvia Townsend Warner. Witchiness in a Victorian home as the oppressed maiden aunt rebels against her role as unpaid servant.

3.     Bleak House by Charles Dickens. The lawsuit that wouldn’t die. Dickens’ funniest book.

4.     Drop City by TC Boyle. Hapless hippies decide to move to Alaska to live off the land. Who said nobody remembers the ‘60s?

5.     The Sword in the Stone by TH White. This is a beautiful book, far more exciting than Harry Potter, and if you have only read the Disney version, you need to remedy this failing.

6.     The Group by Mary McCarthy. Follows a group of Vassar girls through their lives. Trash from the pen of a major writer is always FABULOUS, and The Group is just delicious.

 

SHANNON PUFAHL can craft a metaphor with the best of them. Set in the American West in 1956, her debut novel, On Swift Horses, brims with beautiful language and creates its own kind of mythology. She recommends The English Patient by Michael Ondaatje; All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy; Houskeeping by Marilynne Robinson; So Long, See You Tomorrow by William Maxwell; and The Known World by Edward P. Jones. For the record, Michael Ondaatje called So Long, See You Tomorrow, which was published in 1996, “one of the great books of our age.” Pufahl suggests that The English Patient is a “great book for being brought together in a time of crisis, since the characters are camped out in an Italian villa at the end of World War II.” The author is also reading Silence by Jane Brox, a social history of one of the least understood elements of our lives. “I’d say it’s a good time to think about and practice silence,” she says. “It’s important to be together and find ways to connect right now, but it’s also a great opportunity to be quiet.” Still looking for another book about silence and why it’s more important now than ever? Pufahl recommends Silence: In the Age of Noise by Norwegian explorer Erling Kagge.

 

STEPH POST (Miraculum and Holding Smoke) grew up in the backwoods outside of St. Augustine, Florida, with a deep connection to the land and a keen appreciation of the outsider. She lives about an hour north of Tampa, Florida, where she raises a brood of chickens with very specific personalities. 

1.    I read Michael Ondaatje's The English Patient for the first (of many) times when I was sixteen, and it still remains my favorite novel. Ever. For the language and for the love story, for all the tiny heartbreaks along the way. It's also one of the books that made me desperately want to be a writer one day.

2.    Maybe there's something about the current craziness of our world that makes us return to the past, but I've also been thinking a lot about The Rapture of Cannan by Sherri Reynolds. I was 17 when I first read this novel about a girl living and fighting within a poor, Southern, fundamentalist community, and I knew not only that I wanted to be a writer, but that I “could” be a writer, that beautiful stories could be written about the ugliest of people and places and that there was room for my voice, too, in the literary world. 

3.    Apart from these two gems, I've been thinking about the books that can get us through isolation, distancing and, you know, daily panic attacks about the future. Last year I discovered Sharon Kay Penman and her absolutely compelling medieval historical series and stand-alones. I'm currently reading her latest novel, The Land Beyond the Sea, but for one anyone new to her work, I'd suggest starting with Here Be Dragons, the first of her Welsh trilogy. Penman writes with such immersive detail that it’s easy to get lost in the trials and tribulations of a thousand years ago and forget about our own for a while.

4.    If historical fiction doesn't cut it for you, but you'd still like to escape into a few thousand pages, I'd say now is the perfect time to dive into an epic fantasy series like Katherine Derr’s Deverry series. Start with Daggerspell and continue on for another 15 books. If you started now, the world might be back to normal before you reach the epic conclusion.

5.    And finally, check out The Goshawk by T. H. White. It's a slim volume, but one that cuts like a knife. The memoir of a man struggling to tame, but ultimately understand, a hawk in isolation is striking and resonating. As our horizons necessarily close in, this is a book to turn to find patience and the appreciation of life outside of our own. 

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